I don’t usually like to wear pink for the same reason I don’t usually order white wine when I go out. I hate the stereotype that all women love certain things: the color pink, whipped cream flavored cocktails, Emily Dickinson novels, and bad romantic comedies. Oh, and we hate science and we’re scared of doing math, too. Am I the only one who gets unnecessarily upset when a bartender automatically suggests something fruity or floral to drink? Hell, everyone who finds out that my boyfriend and I have a both a chihuahua and a lab immediately assumes the chihuahua was my doing (it wasn’t). But today I thought, “Screw it, people will think what they want to think, I’m wearing pink!” And then I made up that rhyme about it. Ok, I’ll stop. Like my outfit?