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skort story

DSC_4082 DSC_4105DSC_4089forever 21 coat, sweater, and heels, topshop skort (similar here), c/o the limited crossbody (similar here) and wallet

Skorts are practical, and this one in particular is incredibly flattering. Now, skorts aren’t exactly a new look for me, I’ve actually been rocking them since 5th grade. But unfortunately, my Catholic middle school did not have Topshop design the girls’ uniforms. Thus, they ended up being an un-trendy knee-length pair of plaid shorts with one fabric flap in the front and one in the back. The flaps made it look like a little pleated skirt, without the possibility of upskirting from the boys (before upskirting was even a word). The problem was, if you weren’t careful with your back flap, it would fall into the toilet when you pulled your skort down to pee. Of course you might not even notice until after you were done using the bathroom, so you would have a urine-soaked flap to try to rinse off, ring out, and dry halfway under the hand dryer before doing the my-flap-fell-in-the-toilet-and-I-peed-on-it walk of shame back to class. This happened to me more times than I’d like to admit, and it was always awkward to spend the rest of the day walking around with a wet ass flap.

As if middle school wasn’t hard enough.

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power trip

power tripclockwise from top left: illamasqua boosh nail polish, topshop harness mesh bralette, whistles bolt cuff, zara sandal with mesh, chanelĀ lego clutch, topshop ottoman wrap skort

Cutout, mesh, black, and gold. And almost all of it is affordable. Can you guess which piece is $10,000? Don’t worry, you can always get a fake. Here.

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class

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topshop silk neat shirt (cheaper version here), moschino leopard pencil skirt (similar here), 80s purple cat-eye sunglasses, elizabeth cole earrings, asos pony hair clutch, jasper conran satin color block d’orsay pumps

Bright and a little vampy. I love my buttoned-up blouses, and short sleeves are an easy way to continue wearing them in the July heat.

Thoughts?

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graphic suits

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the vacation bodysuit, diver one piece, vagabond one piece, waddle bikini, oasis string bikini, imperial zipsuit, running horses one piece, all we are handsome

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front row shop holiday one piece in underwater world, coconut island, and leopard head, topshop bandeau bikini in tiger face and galloping horse, forever 21 coastline one piece, topshop sunshine beach one piece

If you’re like me, $300 is too much to spend on a swimsuit. So if you, too, like photo graphic swimwear, I suggest clicking through any of the links under the second photo. Much more affordable.

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scuba

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clockwise from top left: drop dead tropicana earrings, josh goot mandarin cutaway dress, topshop neoprene luggage in orange and yellow, mirrored wayfarers (similar here), lisa marie fernandez jasmine swimsuit (cheaper version here), forever 21 ankle strap sandal (sold out but similar here, here, or check stores!), topshop giraffe print iphone shell, vince camuto horn clutch

These earrings make me seriously want to sneak into my school’s laser cutter room and DIY a pair…

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